Horse Snot Farms: Where care meets craft

Compassionate Recovery with Purpose

At Horse Snot Farms, we provide sanctuary-level care for horses experiencing upper respiratory infections, especially during periods of elevated mucus production. Rather than isolating these animals or burdening their owners with treatment costs, we offer free medical care, including veterinary treatment, premium feed, comfortable boarding, and around-the-clock attention. In exchange, we collect the naturally occurring nasal discharge, commonly known as snot, for commercial purposes.

Our philosophy is simple: healthy horses first. We ensure that every horse is treated with the utmost respect and comfort during their recovery period. Owners can rest easy knowing their companions are in capable, caring hands, while also contributing to a surprising and sustainable industry.

From Muzzle to Market: The Snot Lifecycle

Collection begins with a hygienic, non-invasive process. Specially designed soft-capture nose funnels gently gather mucus as horses sneeze or exhale, no restraints, no discomfort. This raw material is immediately chilled and transferred to our on-site filtration and purification lab, where it undergoes multi-stage refining:

• Step 1: Initial filtration removes particulates and debris.

• Step 2: Enzymatic treatment neutralizes unwanted proteins and stabilizes the mucin.

• Step 3: Cold centrifugation isolates key bioactive compounds prized in health and beauty applications.

Once purified, the snot is transformed into a viscous, protein-rich concentrate, ready for formulation into artisanal and industrial-grade products.

The Beauty of Biochemistry: Snot-Based Products

Who knew nasal discharge could be this luxurious? The unique proteins and sugars found in horse mucus, particularly glycoproteins like mucin, have powerful moisturizing and film-forming properties. After extensive testing and formulation, Horse Snot Farms proudly offers a growing line of ethical, equine-inspired products:

• 🕯️ SnotGlow Candles – Smooth-burning soy blends infused with snot-derived sheen, giving each candle a silky glow and long-lasting scents.

• 🧴 EquiSilk Lotion – Ultra-hydrating, non-greasy body lotion with bioactive mucopolysaccharides for deep skin nourishment.

• 💄 GlossyMare Lip Balm – A protective, shine-enhancing balm enriched with refined horse mucin and botanical oils.

• 🛁 Mucusoap – Gentle cleansing bars with natural humectants for soft, supple skin.

All our products are cruelty-free, paraben-free, and sustainably produced, with full traceability from stall to shelf.

Curious? Confused? Intrigued?

You're not alone. Horse Snot Farms is pioneering a new frontier in biomaterial recovery and animal welfare. Whether you're here for the science, the skincare, or just the story—we're glad you stopped by.

We partner exclusively with finer boutique apothecaries who share our commitment to curiosity, quality, and sustainability. Each of our products is distributed through carefully selected retailers who appreciate the art of small-batch formulation and the intrigue of unconventional ingredients. You won’t find Horse Snot Farms on big-box shelves, only in thoughtfully curated spaces where craftsmanship and conservation are truly treasured.

Explore the strange. Support the sustainable. Experience the snot. 🐴